Death Muffin
R100.00
The Death Muffin: Elevate Beyond Orbit
Experience the pinnacle of artisanal cosmic baking. The Death Muffin isn't just a treat; it’s a high-performance botanical experience designed for the seasoned connoisseur. Crafted for those who demand the absolute maximum from their space-age snacks, this premium muffin delivers a profile of potency and purity that is unrivaled in the current market.
Product Highlights
Maximum Potency: Engineered with a specialized CBD/THC concentrate, reaching a staggering 60%+ total cannabinoid density.
Premium Infusion: We use proprietary extraction methods to ensure a clean, fast-acting, and long-lasting effect without the bitter aftertaste of lower-grade distillates.
Gourmet Foundation: Beneath the power lies a rich, dark chocolate velvet muffin base, providing a decadent flavor profile that complements its intense internal chemistry.
Elite Status: The signature black box signifies our highest tier of potency—reserved strictly for those who prioritize strength above all else.
⚠️ Safety Disclaimer & Usage Guidelines
EXTREME POTENCY: PLEASE READ BEFORE CONSUMING.
The Death Muffin is significantly more powerful than standard market edibles. Due to the high concentration ($>60\%$), we strictly advise the following:
Start Micro: Do not consume a whole muffin in one sitting unless you have a very high documented tolerance. We recommend starting with 1/8th or less and waiting at least 120 minutes to gauge the effects.
Environment Matters: Ensure you are in a safe, comfortable, and controlled environment. Do not operate heavy machinery, drive, or perform tasks requiring intense focus after consumption.
Storage: Keep in a cool, dry place and strictly out of reach of children and pets. The appearance resembles a standard baked good; ensure it remains in its labeled "Death Muffin" packaging.
Health Consultation: If you have underlying medical conditions, are pregnant, or are taking prescription medications, consult a healthcare professional before use.
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